kurgen
05-07-2008, 11:30 AM
Q.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica
Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 US leader
Q: What did the sign on the door of the
whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we're closed.
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware
parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
Q: What's the difference between sin and
shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a
shame to pull it out.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of
the toy box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face,
and moaning, "Lie to me!"
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're
not getting any.
Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough.
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so
puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence.
Q: What's the difference between light and
hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a
good hand.
Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest
have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration
A: A cherry float.
Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica
Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 US leader
Q: What did the sign on the door of the
whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we're closed.
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware
parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
Q: What's the difference between sin and
shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a
shame to pull it out.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of
the toy box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face,
and moaning, "Lie to me!"
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're
not getting any.
Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough.
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so
puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence.
Q: What's the difference between light and
hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a
good hand.
Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest
have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration